Stoic Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the analytical mind or the calm, strategic thinker? Our 'Stoic Strategist' collection offers clever, insightful products that celebrate resilience, deliberation, and a cool head. Perfect for those who enjoy contemplating life’s bigger questions and approaching challenges with a composed attitude. Whether it’s for a friend, a colleague, or yourself, these thoughtfully designed items bring a sense of calm and cleverness to daily life, making your gift stand out in a sea of ordinary presents.

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"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth." mockup

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'." mockup

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal." mockup

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

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'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.' mockup

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway. mockup

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

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Ideas Ahead of their Time

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"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains." mockup

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

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'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...' mockup

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like." mockup

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

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Target your customer.

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!" mockup

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

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'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.' mockup

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.' mockup

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

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Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!" mockup

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

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Game changing

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Business Target

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"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy." mockup

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

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'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.' mockup

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

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"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled." mockup

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

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'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.' mockup

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

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'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,' mockup

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

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'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!' mockup

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

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"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast." mockup

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

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"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction." mockup

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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Stoic Strategist Gifts Collection

Stoic Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the wise and witty 'Stoic Strategist' designs—perfect for daily inspiration and quiet contemplation.

Stoic Strategist Pillows

Discover our 'Stoic Strategist' pillows to add a thoughtful, witty touch to any lounge or bedroom—bringing calm and cleverness home.

Stoic Strategist Prints

Find inspiring 'Stoic Strategist' prints to personalize and elevate your space with wisdom and humor.

Stoic Strategist T-Shirts

Browse our 'Stoic Strategist' t-shirts for a blend of humor, wisdom, and comfort—ideal for the modern thinker and philosopher.