Stoicism Enthusiasts Gifts

'I worry a lot.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Seneca

'OK, now you've seen it...'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

Through thick and thin, John always managed to keep a stiff upper lip.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

The Moe Howard Installation

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

"We always take one piece out."

Zeno Gives Directions

"He never talks about it..."

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."