Stoicism Enthusiasts Gifts

'I worry a lot.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Seneca

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Now do you believe me?"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Descartes's Demon

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

The Moe Howard Installation

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"We always take one piece out."

Zeno Gives Directions

"He never talks about it..."

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"