Jolly Enthusiast Gifts

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Clown on bike.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Amateurs."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I'm having a pajama day."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Jack in the Box

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'