Jolly Enthusiast Mugs

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Clown on bike.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Higher wisdom...

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

If you're happy and you know it...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Jack in the Box