Jolly Gift Enthusiast Mugs

Santa Claus, RIP

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"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Believe me, I understand.'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

I love you Geyser...

The Re-Giving Tree

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Christmas Dwarves

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Giant sandwich bags.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Great Moments in Beer

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"