Jolly Clothing Enthusiast Mugs

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"That shirt is so last year."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Believe me, I understand.'

'You'll grow into it!'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Santa Claus walks dogs

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Fairy friday.'

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Comfortable?"

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

Singing Father Christmases.

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

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"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

'Mum! I'm cold!' - 'Put a jumper on.' - 'Mum! I'm still cold!' - 'Well, put another jumper on, then.' - 'Mum...' - 'Put a hat on!'