Holly Jolly Enthusiast Mugs

"Comfortable?"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

Ice Skater

Bad Interview Technique

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Scrip Doctor

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Whoopie Goldberg

'Believe me, I understand.'

Ellen Page

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Charlie Sheen

Antonio Banderas

Dennis Hopper

Leonardo DiCaprio

Just shut the hell up and say action!

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'Johnny Depp'

Santa Claus walks dogs

This movie has more than budget cuts!

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

MIla Kunis

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

'-and in human years I'm the same age as George Clooney!'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."