Jolly Influencer Mugs

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Lady imitating fashion

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

Donald Trump's going to be the Republican nominee. Mark my words. No way. In the four seconds it took you to say that sentence, I posted a tweet about him and counted the number of retweets. I've got 15,000 followers. Not a single one retweeted it. And look, seven people just stopped following me. I'm not convinced your methodology is scientifically sound. Another one just insulted my mother.

Fashion Week 2021

In the social media courtroom...

'According to his blog, Vince has just made another kill...'

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"