Jolly Influencer Gifts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Lady imitating fashion

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'I used to get a kick out of it...it gave me a sense of belonging...But now I think I'm the only representative of the silent majority left.'

In the social media courtroom...

Fashion Week 2021

'According to his blog, Vince has just made another kill...'