Quirky Influencer Gifts

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Hair Crop Circle

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Texturing the Walls

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."