Jolly Journalist Mugs

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

President Putin.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Children line up to talk to Santa

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Daniella Diaz - CNN

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Trump dries his hair with hot air

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

"Does my bum look big in this?"

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"Let me finish my annual rant on the commercialization of Christmas before we go shopping."