Jolly Journalist Prints

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

President Putin.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Children line up to talk to Santa

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

Bernard Derome: If the trend continues...I'll be retiring in 2009.

Daniella Diaz - CNN

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Trump dries his hair with hot air

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Did you see my citizens journalist special report? Nope. My first big scoop: Some of the caf

Help Support Santa Off-Season

So … You're a journalist. That's right. Can I interview you? Eh … no thanks. But … I could get your story out. Don't you want the world to know why you're rebelling against Dictator Clause? Of course. That's why I tweet. I've got millions of followers who hear my side whenever I want them to. @#?* 21st century. RebelElf. Rebuffed loser journo. He got all mad. Time 4 cookie-break. #LameStreamMedia

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

Ira Glass