Heavenly Influencer Mugs

@ Halo

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The power of the blog.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Remember, son, when life gives you a lemon, call the attorneys."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"I take offense, therefore I am."

'I used to get a kick out of it...it gave me a sense of belonging...But now I think I'm the only representative of the silent majority left.'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"To-do list. Item one. Clear up the world's problems masterful tweet."

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

Angel talking to broker

"I post therefore I am."