Jolly Pet Enthusiast Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

The Karate Kitten.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Good book?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Balding dog

Fido phones

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."