James Joyce Admirer Gifts

His Master's Joyce.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Batman O' War

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

James Joyce.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Unicorn Joust

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

Ian Fleming

Abraham Lincoln

Lit. Exam. I carefully read "Ulysses," "Dubliners" and "Finnegans Wake," but I was kicked out by the teacher for calling the exam a "multiple-Joyce" test.

'It sold for how much!'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

James Joyce

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

'You can't fool me, Mr. Free-Association. That's from 'Finnegans Wake'.'

"He adored that old car !"

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

"Fair warning, Hargraves - we do everything by the book here."

Marie-Therese Walter

Teddy Roosevelt

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I just want to do an impression..."

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

George Washington