Jovial Manager Gifts

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Complaints Desk

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

Going Shopping Together.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Rudolf?'

Ad agency

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Oops! I should've gone to the bathroom before I came.'

hoovering husband