Jovial Manager Gifts

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

Going Shopping Together.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Ad agency

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

hoovering husband

'Rudolf?'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'