Jovial Boss Gifts

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Complaints Desk

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."