Jovial Boss Gifts

Learn to Laugh at Yourself

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"