Joker In The Rain Gifts

Wet javlin thrower

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Jogging Bottoms

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rainbow umbrella

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Tred carefully mill.

Running With Scissors Marathon

Clown watering his flowers.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

'Spinout!'

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

'Are we having fun yet...'

'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'

Runners have a pay toll.