Joker In The Rain Prints

Wet javlin thrower

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Jogging Bottoms

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

A rainbow umbrella

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

False encouragement.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Clown watering his flowers.

Running With Scissors Marathon

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

Tred carefully mill.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'Honestly, I leave you alone for just a couple of minutes...'

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

"Sorry I'm late for your birthday. I'm running a little behind."

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

'Spinout!'

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'Are we having fun yet...'

'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'