Joker In The Garden Prints

Clown watering his flowers.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Jogging Bottoms

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Where are you going?'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

False encouragement.

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Tred carefully mill.

"I'm a plant worker."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'Must be Pandora's.'

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