Garden Jokester Prints

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Small gardening jobs? Grass cutting?'

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.

Hungry Snail.

Up yours

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Where are you going?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

Crazy paving company.

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

COWS: Spare cow

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

God builds the first lawn mower.