Garden Jokester Mugs

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Whoa! All I did was ask her how her garden grows. You were right about Mary...she really is quite contrary!'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Small gardening jobs? Grass cutting?'

Dog attacking a cat's tail with a rake.

Hungry Snail.

Up yours

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Where are you going?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

God builds the first lawn mower.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Crazy paving company.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.