Joining The Police Force Gifts

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

Police Feline Unit

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

No Elgar!

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Theorbo

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Family traits.

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'...and this is the Mess.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"