Joining The Police Force Gifts

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Police Feline Unit

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

No Elgar!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Theorbo

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Scouts made this for me

Family traits.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"