Police Work Gifts

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Police viewing art show of chalk outlines

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Embellishing the police chalk outline.

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

'Watch it - I think he's a police dog in civvies.'

Excessive Paperwork

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

'I think we need a new sketch artist.'

"Dang, he flushed the evidence. Take him downtown. I'll catch up with you later. Right now I could use a drink."

'I'm really sorry about you husband ma'am.'

Police Dog Training School: 'He's a runt, but he knows how to use a taser.'

"You're not only a shoplifter, you're someone with dreadful taste."

'Motive? We're guessing jealousy.'

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while a injured cat desribes him

A smoking gun relaxing in police department evidence room.

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

'There's a riot of colour in the garden.'

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Missing Persons Bureau

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'