Detective Work Gifts

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I had trouble finding your office.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

I'm not avoiding you!

"I'm looking for justice."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Just a simple outline next time Crabtree, there's a good lad."

The interrogation of Freddy the Fire Alarm.

'Chief, we can't get the little dummy to talk.'

Private Eye office: 'She went on a second honeymoon,but not with me!'

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

'Enemies? No, he was the perfect gent.'

Top Secret

"Dang, it's the cops. Someone ratted."

"New Scotland Yard."

"Let's see now...Sturgess...Sturgess...no, nobody's asked about you."

"Frankly, I don't know why they insist on calling you a bear: neither your DNA nor your genealogy connects you to bears."

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."

"Detective Harris, NEXT TIME you use police officers in a line-up for witness identification. . . please don't have them show up in uniform!"

"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"

Barks in code.

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

Man investigating man investigating footprints.

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'We initially considered you a person of interest, Mr. Henderson. But after observing you for quite some time I have to say that... well, frankly, you're just not that interesting, Mr. Henderson. You're free to go.'

"Poor guy was crushed like a bug. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."