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'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

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"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

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'These marks measure how tall the children are growing, the others measure how wide Jeff is getting.'

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

'So I can see YOUR weight loss program was a success!'

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"The diet seems to be working."

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This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

'This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned the new fitness program.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

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'Yes,your feet are still there!'

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

'Give a man a jelly bean, and he eats for a moment. Give a man an easter basket and he gains twenty pounds.'

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'There are two possibilities -- either you're sixty pounds overweight, or you're a hairless grizzly bear.'

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'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"You know, this exercise program is making me feel younger already."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"Another diet?"

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