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Weight Loss Clinic.

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

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"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

The Catkins Diet

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'These marks measure how tall the children are growing, the others measure how wide Jeff is getting.'

'So I can see YOUR weight loss program was a success!'

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

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"The diet seems to be working."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

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'This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned the new fitness program.'

Diet Food...& lots of it

'Yes,your feet are still there!'

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'There are two possibilities -- either you're sixty pounds overweight, or you're a hairless grizzly bear.'

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'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

'Oh, my weight GAIN is up, by my RATE of weight gain is DOWN!'

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

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"You know, this exercise program is making me feel younger already."

"Another diet?"

'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...'