Engaging In A Weight Loss Journey Pillows

'Oh, my weight GAIN is up, by my RATE of weight gain is DOWN!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Exercise Bars

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Jogging...

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'