Starting A Weight Loss Journey Pillows

'Yes,your feet are still there!'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Diet books are in the wide aisle

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Woman using balloons to try and lighten her weight.

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Exercise now!

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Garlic Free Zone.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Exercise Bars

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Jogging...

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"