Engaging In A Weight Loss Journey Gifts

'Oh, my weight GAIN is up, by my RATE of weight gain is DOWN!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

Exercise Bars

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Jogging...

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Guy in gym

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."