Weight Loss Coach Gifts

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

'There are two possibilities -- either you're sixty pounds overweight, or you're a hairless grizzly bear.'

Used computers: 'This one was owned by a guy who lost a lot of weight and bought a lap top.'

"I'm a weight loss coach on Earth."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Unguided imagery

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dog stretching before a walk.

Exercise now!

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

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"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime