Job Struggle Storytelling Fan Gifts

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

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Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Ask A Silly Question.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Bertolt Brecht

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"This is juicy - tell me more!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

Mime Prison

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

'Hmmm...'

Eat local

"Location, location, location!"

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio