Job Struggle Storytelling Fan Prints

"We never have any money! Just my luck to marry a window washer."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Ask A Silly Question.

Romulus and Remus

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"This is juicy - tell me more!"

Mime Prison

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

'Hmmm...'

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Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"Location, location, location!"