Job Market Explorers Gifts

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'Are you able to adapt to unusual situations?'

'I'm sure you are proud of being a world record holder. But having 7,935 different employers in one month isn't something I'd put on my resume.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Would you mind if I borrowed the employment section?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

R. Huggins - Born, employed, replaced by a robot, replaced by an app, died.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

The Three Wise Queens

Between Offices

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

For sale

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

Career advice from the boss

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"