Job Hunting Explorer Gifts

'We're looking for someone with a killer instinct.'

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'I have this fear of the real world...'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Between Offices

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

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"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

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"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'