Job Market Enthusiast Gifts

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"I'd like to make $3.2 million a year, but I'll settle for $8 an hour."

Bees to Honey.

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

'My resume is on YouTube -- here's the URL.'

'Define living wage...'

"Hire me! Right now! Before the lightening pace of technology renders me obsolete!"

"Recruitment has been a NIGHTMARE, so we've had to widen the net a bit."

Well I've fed all your qualifications and experience into the computer and it's come up with your recommended job

"Yes, I do have a lot of management experience, but I won't be able to manage on the kind of salary you're offering!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

Toy Costumes

'We're looking for a workaholic who thinks doing a great job is compensation enough.'

'I found the perfect job for you but it sounded so good that I took it myself.'

"Send in the usual suspects."

"We don't require you to suffer fools gladly, but it's strongly encouraged."

Looking 4 work. Looking for CEO golden parachute.

The Three Wise Queens

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Between Offices

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Resume Dumpers

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"The labor market is awaiting you!"