Job Advertisement Collector Gifts

'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'

The Working Woman's Magazine

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Waiting Room Quarterly

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The other digital divide.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

Falling Rock Zone

I advertised in What Cow!

Self Magazine,

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

'Big Issue!'

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

50 Years of Punch

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

Vote Jones, Just for the Hell of it.

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"