Job Advertisement Collector T-Shirts

'Are you the person who advertised for someone to do light housekeeping?'

The Working Woman's Magazine

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Waiting Room Quarterly

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The other digital divide.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

I advertised in What Cow!

"Here's the deal: two big movies in 3 years, some TV cameos, then a comfy 10 years half life as you decay on supermarket glamour magazine covers."

Falling Rock Zone

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

50 Years of Punch

Vote Jones, Just for the Hell of it.