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Green Bottles Sought for Wall Experiment.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The other digital divide.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Falling Rock Zone

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Vote Jones, Just for the Hell of it.

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

Yo! The Amboys!

John Wilkes Esq.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

'According to this map there's an old road bed underneath.'

'Why,yes-I DO have a name plate on my desk...

Jeb Bush

'Our new app sells for $100 and detects intelligence. If a customer buys one, they don't have any.'

Cartoonists.

Punch's Campaign against the Morning Post

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

Where Are They Now?

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Zombie crossing