Vintage Ad Collector T-Shirts

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

'Baxter...You're a GENIUS!!!'

Two Native Americans looking at smoke signals.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Russell Brand dating Geri Halliwell.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Old Man Journal

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"We never talk anymore."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Artisanal Pottery

The Daily Graphic's Caricature of Nast at Work Again