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"Oh, Lucy, I never say anything like this in my whole life..."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Snapshots in Time

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

'Village store and Food museum'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'Hey, we're in style!'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Where Are They Now?

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

Dueling marionettes.