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Where Are They Now?

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Old Man Journal

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

The Daily Graphic's Caricature of Nast at Work Again

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Bob Dylan

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Digital or analog elevators.

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

The Pay Phone

I think you're using the old remote...

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"

Paratrooper

Sofa King: Where our prices are sofa king low!

Did the Chinese invent junk mail?

Russell Brand dating Geri Halliwell.

Master Bates explains a professional technicality

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'