Vintage Ad Collector Gifts

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

'Baxter...You're a GENIUS!!!'

Two Native Americans looking at smoke signals.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

JET (Part I)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

Old Man Journal

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

The Daily Graphic's Caricature of Nast at Work Again

Artisanal Pottery

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

The Height of Impudence.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'