Vintage Advertisers Gifts

Lady Godiva - the first scantily clad advertising model.

Herman Mankiewicz

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Direct Marketing...

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

AI

Duck in a bathtub

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

Life Before Instagram

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Where Are They Now?

'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

Russell Brand dating Geri Halliwell.

Road Safety

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

'Baxter...You're a GENIUS!!!'