Vintage Ad Enthusiast Gifts

Boys watch a bill sticker

The Marlboro Man facing his secondhand smokers.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

1930's Lady.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"