Vintage Ad Enthusiast Gifts

Boys watch a bill sticker

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Man...You age great!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

You had me at vintage.

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Typewriters and Laptops.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

1930's Lady.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'