Job Description Collector Gifts

Job description

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"Your shout!"

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Please feel free to browse."

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'How old is this vase?'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.