Jeweler Pillows

"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

'I hear that diamonds are really, really hard. Do you have anything easier?'

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"Let me know if you find a ring."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

"Fantastic crucifix."

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Forget the appraised value. What would a pawnshop give me for it?'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'That's not good enough!'

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'Let's see what we can get for these gold stars!'

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

Take all the time you want.

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Bling!

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

'It'll be ready by next Tuesday.'

Would you believe a Roller boot sale?'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

'Can't we put this behind us and move on?'