Jeweler Prints

"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

'I hear that diamonds are really, really hard. Do you have anything easier?'

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"Let me know if you find a ring."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Fantastic crucifix."

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

'Forget the appraised value. What would a pawnshop give me for it?'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

'Let's see what we can get for these gold stars!'

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

'That's not good enough!'

'Can't we put this behind us and move on?'

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Would you believe a Roller boot sale?'

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Take all the time you want.

'And it has a GPS system to put you in the right place at the right time.'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

Bling!

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."