Jetsetter With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Excess Baggage: Welcome to the Frequent Flyer Hell.

"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"

Cow Blue Arrows

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Hell: The Airport"

Dog on a plane.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

Flight nap

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

"There! Just like new!"

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."