Joyful Jetsetter Gifts

'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Dog on a plane.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Oh, the amenity!'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Plane crash on football pitch.

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

Flight nap

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'Make those to go.'

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

Fiscal Responsibility

"Why yes, it is my last flight. How'd you guess?"

"Which way to departures?"

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

'He's not in the office this week. He's visiting his offshore money.'

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"

"Wanda, you're a month early for your appointment...again."